Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Bulldog's Dilemma

“What do you mean they were never seen again?” Det. Brown asked the young officer in front of his desk. Benjamin Brown, a.k.a ‘Bulldog Brown’ was an ex WWF wrestler, and with his scared forehead, cauliflower ears, and mashed nose, not to mention his beady little eyes, would look intimidating singing, ‘Amazing Grace,’ in a church choir.

The quaking young women before him answered, without breath or break; “I…I…I’m saying that Mr. Jones, his wife and two others, a Mr. Fred Tulley and a Miss Tiffany Lattour set sail from St. Petersburg, destined for the British Virgin Islands and disappeared somewhere within the Bermuda Triangle."

Disappeared. Gone. Phffft. Vaporized, I don’t believe it!

“Well according to the records sir, they never reached any of their ports of call or their final destination. Their yacht, a three mast schooner, named ‘Escape’, has no record of docking at any port in the Caribbean or United States. There was apparently a small article, in ‘The Tampa Bay Times’, about a yacht disappearing in the Triangle but not much more. No missing person reports from any relatives or agencies. “

“A Yacht? Jupiter Jones and Fred Tulley, two petty criminals, from Ft. Lauderdale, owned a Yacht. How could those two bottom feeders ever afford to buy a yacht and if they disappeared as you say, how come their fingerprints are all over my crime scene? There’s something very fishy going on here young Lady… something fishy indeed.